In 1991, when I was 12 (freaking hell, 12! I didn’t even know what a lady was. Still don’t, in fact), my Uncle Chris, who I idolised, took me to see a film about an FBI Agent who goes undercover in a sub-culture, populated with adrenalin-junkies, to catch a notorious group of bank robbers. He then befriends the head of the group and has to choose between the job and his friendship. That film was called ‘Point Break’ and it went on to be my favourite film of all time; a confession met with blank stares from many family, friends, and, obviously, unsuccessful dates.
Then, exactly 10 years later (when I was at a more reasonable, yet much more confusing age of 22), along came “Point Break with cars”, aka; “The Fast and The Furious”, which carried an almost identical premise, with that one key difference; street racing instead of surfing.
Now, it must be pointed out, that I know nothing about surfing (I can barely stand on solid ground), or cars (I can’t drive. Hello, ladies…) but these films absolutely enthralled me – that idea of being caught up in a testosterone fuelled world and forced to choose between that new world and your old world.
‘The Fast and The Furious’ was an action thriller starring new lunkhead on the block, Vin Diesel, and ‘Keanu Reeves Mark II’; Paul Walker, that became a bit of a surprise hit, and spawned 6 (SIX!) sequels, which has now culminated in ‘Furious 7’. The films are now a fairly different beast – a suped up muscle car, if you will (remember, I know nothing about cars). They went from being a fairly modest action thriller/drama to being a completely over-the-top adventure now starring some of the biggest names in action cinema.
‘Furious 7’, or ‘Fast and Furious 7’, or ‘Fast 7’, or whatever the hell it is called, is, expectedly, an action-packed thrill ride filled with fast cars, beautiful people, slick editing, over-the-top stunts, multiple times multiple explosions and bullets, and rapid fire jokey banter, as the franchise has become known for, from episodes 5 and 6, particularly.
EXCEPT, with one notable difference; star Paul Walker (playing former FBI Agent, Brian O’Conner), who was there from the very beginning, and only absent in the third film (‘Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift’, which although a little off brand, bizarrely links directly to this 7th film), died, ironically, in a car crash in 2013, about 3 quarters of the way through production.
This caused major problems for the studio: the impact of the tragic loss of a star and how to continue the franchise without him. The franchise would always continue; there’s no question there, but do they complete this 7th film with Walker and the footage already shot, or do they abandon and start again?
They made, I think, quite the right decision and finished the film with Walker, with the aid of his brothers and digital effects.
Although obviously a tragedy that needed to be treated with the respect it deserves, the impact of the death on the final product is the film’s major failing. It’s no “spoiler alert” (as this was well publicised during production) to say that they don’t kill Brian off, but send him off gracefully and respectfully.
I, unlike the friends I saw this session with, agree with this decision, BUT I do not think it was necessary to overload the film with so much clunky sentimentality about ‘brotherhood’ and ‘family’. A decent chunk of the very, very cheesy dialogue included sentiments that would have made any Hallmark writer say; “whoa, that’s too much.” The underlying point that this was Brian’s final adventure was pushed so hard that it continually reminded us of the real-life tragedy, and took some of the fun away from the film. In fact, a lot of this mushy, forced dialogue took up the place of the jokey back and forth banter between the cast. The jokes were still there, but I can’t help but think a lot of them were cut when the script was “tweaked” after Walker’s death.
Notice how it’s almost the end of the review and I haven’t even mentioned the plot yet? That’s no accident. The plot is rather incidental. It involves the brother (Jason Statham) of the bad guy from the last film, seeking revenge (‘Die Hard: With A Vengeance’ style) and some guff about a prized surveillance invention, called ‘God’s Eye’ and it’s creator, called (unofficially); ‘hot girl in bikini’.
The REAL star of this film is the insane action: Statham Vs The Rock (Dwayne Johnson), cars falling out of a plane, a truck hijacking, Walker Vs Tony Jaa, a ridiculous plummet off a cliff-face, a bunny-hop between massive skyscrapers, an across-city rampage, Diesel Vs Statham, pretty much everyone Vs killer drone, the destruction of a military-grade helicopter and, mostly importantly, The Rock “going to work” with a Gatling gun. It was an action fan’s wet dream and did not disappoint.
Ludacris and Tyrese Gibson provided a bulk of the comic relief, as did the cartoonish tough guy bravado of Diesel, Statham and The Rock (who happens to be my favourite everything).
All in all, a rip-roaring final ride for Walker, if sentimentally over-done.
Oh and Diesel probably gave a more convincing performance as a CGI tree with one line in last year’s Marvel hit, than he did in this film….although a well placed “I am Groot” wouldn’t have gone astray.
Rating: 7.5 out of 10.
By Dane Hiser; Comedian, writer, actor, promoter, idiot. @danehiser